We learned very quickly that the Greeks take their statues very seriously. No flash photography, no touching, no posing near the statues and absolutely no putting your head on someone else’s body.

We got a good talking to for this one. The museum guard lady was so angry for the picture but flustered she couldn’t tell us to delete the picture in English that she finally just gave up yelling at us and stormed off.

This one is ok. In the outdoor parks, they just blow whistles at you when you’re doing something bad. Come to think of it, I don’t recall any signs that said no impersonating a statue.